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June 11 2015


When your opponent sends out the same Pokémon as you



I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

who needs sleep when you woke up at 4 pm yesterday


lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things 

it’s. it’s 6:45 am and so I’m going to bed night y'all

(pls pls send me ships for that emoticon thing while I sleep bonus points for FEA ships)


send me a ship and I can only reply with 

  • (✖╭╮✖)
  • (?╭ ?)
  • (◕︿◕)
  • (◡‿◡✿)
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
  • ╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

cynigo and henrisumi….. my two must-sends



there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class


today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place


my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it


i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud


drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here


send me a ship and I can only reply with 

  • (✖╭╮✖)
  • (?╭ ?)
  • (◕︿◕)
  • (◡‿◡✿)
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
  • ╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯





you ever been so stressed that youre calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

6445 3c6c 500



Shit ppl don’t get about Dyslexia



What Dyslexia does mean:

  • Memory problems
  • Reading comprehension can be difficult
  • Difficulty articulating ideas/points
  • Words can move around (on a page or in the head)
  • Slower writing
  • Short attention span
  • Can effect every-day things like paying for food and talking to friends
  • Can be a genuinely life effecting disorder

What Dyslexia doesn’t mean:

  • You’re just bad at spelling
  • They must be bad at English
  • That person is dumb

i totally want this to get spread as my younger brother has dyslexia and he continuously gets ridiculed for having it…all his so called friends calling him dumb and stupid so spread this out like wildfire…people need to get this in their heads

9947 bee8 500


a minimum of 40-60 girls were dress coded at my school this morning, but not even ONE male was. a percentage of those girls weren’t able to have a change of clothes delivered to them by a parent and were forced to miss a number of final exams. no one at our school has ever been particularly fond of the dress code, however this is taking it too far. if you’ve successfully fought/know someone who successfully fought against dress code please help us by informing us on how to go about ridding our school of this sexist code. honestly, calling a student a skank???? NOT OKAY. we live in Southern California, and right now our weather averages about 100°F (roughly 38°C) and girls are expected to wear long pants. girls were FORCED to miss FINAL EXAMS just because what they were wearing was deemed “distracting”. a large portion of these girls proved they were not breaking dress code (no shorter than four inches above the knee) by measuring with a ruler, but were not released. please help spread this and let us know if there’s any way to fight this without causing us more trouble!


do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

you may think of me as innocent, but believe me, im no angle >:)



my favorite memes on this site are the ones that last like 3 hours in the middle of the night like i_am_fun_jim, thwomp, kanye west puns, etc etc. like u could experience them in full force and go to bed during it and wake up and no one is talking about it. no one mentions it ever again. was it a fever dream?? a fever meme

a midsummer night’s meme

When You Diss Someones Waifu And Then They Get Super Defensive About It

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